Interview by Gauge

Disclaimer:This interview has never happened.I don't own robert pattinson or kristen stewart.This just came out from my imaginative mind at 2 am while doing some projects for work.I hope you guys will enjoy it as much as I enjoyed creating it.


Subject: Vanity Fair Fall Issue 2010 Interview of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in their home in Mullholland Hwy,Calabasas,California.
Photographed by :Peggy Sirota



Vanity Fair Fall Issue 2010

Taken from HERE


Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart....Seriously,Madly In Love.
*Exclusive Tell All Interview of the Couple,Who for about a year,struggled to keep their
lives somewhat private and how they've kept it together.*




Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart reveals the rollercoaster ride they've both experienced On and Off Camera.The rare intimate and funny moments they happily shared with us and the cereal that is Cinammon Toast Crunch..




- Kristen Stewart -
"Rob brings out the worse and the best in me,he just makes perfect sense to me.He's the only one in a long time who I can act silly with and not being able to care what other people might think and vice versa."




- Robert Pattinson -
Kris was the only person I didn't want to see her get hurt or get upset."I had to reassure her that everything was bloody great and she didn't need to worry about me,it was her that I was mostly worried about.If I have a chance to live my all life all over again,I would still choose to be around her,not because I have to,but because I Want To.I will never regret anything in my life that's she's a part of."..




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As I head out to the valley to meet the Non conventional celebrity couple,it suddenly occured to me how at the tender age of 20(Kristen Stewart) and 24(Robert Pattinson),both have managed to avoid all kinds of paparazzi attention,but it wasn't that easy for them.




The drive to Calabasas,where the 2 have been living together for the past year,is a 45 min drive from Los Angeles on good days.




The house was amazing,palm trees everywhere and the smell of the ocean was so distinct.The surfboards that were hung side by side by the gate made it more unique.I pulled up to their driveway,and I was met by Robert's agent and lead me to the patio where Kristen,in a Calvin KLein white tank top and Betsey Johnson solid baby houndstooth show jumper and Chuck Taylors,was finishing up the photoshoot with Peggy Sirota(the same photographer,her and Robert had during the Twilight promotion),Robert in a gray Gucci roundneck shirt,Cheap Monday dark denims and Doc Marten boots was sitting in a lounge chair,smoking his marlboros,greeted me with a big hug.Kristen walks up to him to take a puff off of his smokes and gave me this playful nod,acknowledging my pressence.When I saw how giddy they were towards each other,Robert sneaks a pucker on her lips and gazing into each other's eyes while Kristen goes back to the shoot,I couldn't tell that these two have suffered the cruelty of the media and the rest of the hollywood circus.They just exude that certain glow to one another.




It's 15 to 10 am and I laid out my tape recorder,notepad and pen all set to hear what this adorable couple have to say finally,after 2years of speculations regarding their relationship.




-As I waited for Kristen's last layout photo for the magazine,Robert sits in front of me in their black and white pinstripe loveseat and started talking about the house that they both found on the internet awhile back.-




"Hey,so what do you think of our place?"..He gives me this huge grin that would brighten any room."It's the closest thing to paradise for us.Kris picked out most of the furniture and some of the artworks".. he added,sounding excited about the exquisite and yet fun taste of his lady love.He is talking about the vintage loveseat he's sittin on that Kristen found in Mexico City while they did the promotions for New Moon, the second installment of Stephenie Meyer's wildly huge success of the Twilight Saga Novels.That movie brought them to another level of popularity.It made about $300million worldwide.




-Robert lights up another cigarette and then I started with my first question."How has it been for the two of you these past couple of years?You have been scrutinized so many times that it came to a point where, you had to throw in some harsh words.How bad was it?" As i ended the last sentence,he shrugs and had this big sigh then looks at kristen with outmost adoration.-





"Uhhmm...hmmmm...ahh..well...it..it was bad because from the very start I had to protect her from all the crap.".. he was choked up,before continuing..I didn't give a bloody rats ass if It was just me,but it came to a point where she was hurting so bad,I mean emotionally trying so hard not to show it and it crushed me."..takes a hit of his cigarette and for a second there, Mr.Robert Pattinson aka the hottest vampire out there,showed some heartfelt emotions,sadness overpowered in his eyes.




He has been very open about the fact that,he has always looked out for Kristen's best interests since day one.What would make her happy,to shield her from all the insanity and not ever taking advantage of their on screen chemistry.They both had to look out for each other and made it a point to keep it low key.The talented british actor, who as Kristen has said so many times,"is Incapable of Lying", now has to,because of the woman he had fallen in love with.




Nobody has known until this very moment,that he had to take a step way back further from her because she was wih Michael Angarano that time,also an actor,Kristen has known since she was 14yrs old,and was her boyfriend for about 2 and a half years, until the news broke that they parted ways and till now still maintains a solid "bestfriends" relationship."It was pretty painful for Kris mostly,her and Michael already decided to end it long before,I pursued her.I think what makes us strong together was the fact that I waited silently and patiently and respected what they had.And she was very much aware of it."..he continued,in a very gentlemanly manner".





-Robert Pattinson-
"I think what makes us strong together was the fact that I waited silently and patiently and respected what they had."





"I wasn't acting like a wanker or anything for that matter."..Rob,throws some british slang there.."There was this moment when,we did the European promotion for Twilight,that strucked me straight through my heart."..he recalls.."She looked at me in a way that was different from the others,with tears in her eyes she said,"Rob?..Thank you for being my support system,and I'm sorry for what we have to endure". he recites the exact words that came out of her. "I was bloody devastated because I wasn't aware that she was feeling exactly the same about me,as I am with her.Kris was the only person I didn't want to see get hurt or get upset."I had to reassure her that everything was bloody great and she doesn't need to worry about me,it's her that I was mostly worried about.If I have the chance to live my life all over again,I would still choose to be around her,not because I have to,but because I Want To.I will never regret anything in my life that's she's a part of.".. he continues,pouring his heart out for the first time and starts playing with his hair,a habit both he and kris always tend to do during interviews and sometimes will do it exactly the same time as the other.





I had to pinpoint that to shy away from the last few words he uttered.."It is a tad bit scary how we mimic each other's habits.I finally realized it when we saw our past interviews.We both looked at each other and started laughing".We are quite an unusual couple aren't we?"..he adds and starts to laugh,remembering those times and then turns around to check if Kristen was done.The crew starts packing up and Peggy runs up to Robert and gives him a kiss on the cheeks and said their goodbyes.Kristen started to walk towards us,working her way in the loveseat she picked herself.Robert puts his arms around his lady love who he describes as "She just makes me a better person each day I'm with her.





-Kristen Stewart-
"He does make fun of me when I'm in the kitchen because I feed him cereal almost everyday,I apologize for not being able to cook a decent meal Mr.Pattinson."





"She is the stronger one in the relationship and don't underestimate her because she makes the best cinnamon toast crunch with milk for breakfast!" he jokingly adds,laughing and gives kristen a kiss on the lips,while she playfully punches him in the shoulder."He does make fun of me when I'm in the kitchen because I feed him cereal almost everyday,I apologize for not being able to cook a decent meal Mr.Pattinson." she adds with a quick wit and laughs with him,while sharing intimate gazes in between..I was witnessing the funny banters they were exchanging and it was a breath of fresh air looking at them and how they adored each other so much.They share jokes that nobody could understand.I felt out of place somehow.hahaha.




Kristen takes a sip of diet coke when I asked her about their relationship and all the drama that was involved before getting to this somewhat peaceful moment they've been enjoying the past year.




-"Did you have any regrets before both of you finally met halfway through this craziness and decided to finally speak about the relationship?" I asked..-




Robert took her hand,showing support and comfort for her,before she could start answering the question and she gives him this smile only a woman can give to a guy that is In Love..




"I never did have any,uhhmm..hhmmm..Regrets at all"..she begins with deep thoughts inside her,and starts playing with her hair... "In the beginning,we've already built this friendship and he was the only one who made sense to me before,during and after Twilight.We sort of created this bubble that was only for Us.And it kept on evolving,unaware of everything that was surrounding us that time.We didn't plan anything it sort of just...happened." she adds,all smiles.."We would always have conversations about fame,popularity and the media,because I wasn't really into it,it wasn't my favorite part of the job and he understood me.He was and still is my support system."..she gives away this part of her that nobody on tv can see and he sits right beside her,paying attention to every single word she was saying.."He has been a great friend,and was overly protective of me and taking care of me in so many ways."..she continues and Rob shares some of his thoughts too.."She makes me feel the same way,we connect in so many levels that sometimes we finish each other's sentences it's scary"..Rob leaves a smile and a loving gesture by fixing his girlfriend's hair..




-Robert Pattinson-
"She makes me feel the same way,we connect in so many levels that sometimes we finish each other's sentences it's scary."




"I didn't need to emphasize that to everybody because we both knew it was just ours to keep and not for the rest of the world to get a field day on,and using our Chemistry just to sell the movie.We cared so much about it that we had to pull ourselves together each time the same questions come up."..Kristen strongly admits.




-Gauge Keyleigh Richards-

The second part of my Vanity Fair RobSten interview.Again this is just a fanfiction.Nothing is true.



-Robert Pattinson-
"I don't care if you have to feed me cinnamon toast crunch for the rest of my life as long as I get to share it with you.".. Rob,ends it with the most sincere intentions he just professed to his talented girlfriend..


-Kristen Stewart-
"When we headout to do some grocery shopping,walking the dogs around the neighborhood,just normal couple stuff ya know?..It's pretty awesome and totally unexpected for the both of us,it feels great"..she shares the domestic bliss they've been enjoying





She drags a smoke from Robert's marlboro lights and continues..




"Michael and I we're bestfriends before we got together and for people to actually criticize us about that whole situation didn't even know what was really going on.We parted ways in good terms it was a mutual thing and not a one way street.And we both felt that we were not in any way obligated to announce every single thing that was happening to our lives.We were together for a long period of time because we wanted to have this thing called "privacy"."Well, anyways" ..she adds.." We're both happy for each other now and I'm glad that we're able to deal with it and still have this respect for one another.".. she finally looked relieved,and leaned back closer to Robert.."See how strong she is?She would always tell me,Take it or Leave it".. he sneaks a comment and adds,"Oh yeah I took it", and bursts into the signature Robert laugh,while she whispers something to him and fixes his shirt..





Kristen starts to talk more about him and how she reveals why they almost didn't make it and why they're both seriously INLOVE with each other..




"Rob knew that we had to stick it out to be able to survive it.We were both struggling and had to sacrifice and we almost gave up,because it was getting harder..Uhmm..oh..hmmm...it did put a strain in our relationship for a lil bit."..she says it all straight forward..The friendship that bonded US,it helped so much for us to realize that inspite of everything and everybody was saying,that we will always have..hmmm.."..she had to stop then continued with finding just the right word.."US"..she finally says it without batting an eyelash.."He tells you I'm the stronger one but,He kept it stable for us,he's the stronger one." she adds,bites her lower lip and looks at him..oh i don't know for how many times now.That look was so endearing and sweet.That moment made me a big fan of theirs.Wow I'm self confessing in my own article.





-Kristen Stewart-
"Rob knew that we had to stick it out to be able to survive it."





"I think if it wasn't for his patience and being able to keep up with me,oh yeah and the Love ofcourse." her,trying to be a smartass.."We wouldn't be here doing this interview,talking about our life together,you know?"..Kristen assures me,and doing some hand motions showing how beautiful their home is..."Love,we were in this together from the beginning"..Robert adds while he gazes a sweet look that's only meant for his girlfriend..."If it wasnt for Kris' tolerance,because I can be a little grumpy sometimes,throwing a tad bit of a tantrum I may say, she..uh..hmmm...She's just wonderful and lovely and gorgeous,etcetera etcetera."..Robert continues,sharing how he is definitely smitten and a fully committed guy when it comes to his girlfriend,Kristen Stewart..Sorry ladies..






-Robert Pattinson-.."I was terrified at first thinkin Oh god please don't let her paint the house pink!"Luckily we do agree on a lot of things."..Rob adds, laughing while his girlfriend pinches his cheeks..






"We wouldn't be in Calabasas,living together in this awesome house,picking out the right furniture,like the bed and mattress,the couch,which colors would go well together.I mean things like that so we won't have to throw a fit at each other."..Kristen starts describing on sharing the responsibilities around the house.."I was terrified at first thinkin Oh god please don't let her paint the house pink!"Luckily we do agree on a lot of things."..Rob adds, laughing while his girlfriend pinches his cheeks..."When we headout to do some grocery shopping,walking the dogs around the neighborhood,just normal couple stuff ya know?..It's pretty awesome and totally unexpected for the both of us,it feels great"..she shares the domestic bliss they've been enjoying.."And you my love,wouldnt be making scrumptious cinnamon toast crunch for me, think about that."..Rob playfully repeats the joke about her cooking again.."I'm kidding Kris.I don't care if you have to feed me cinnamon toast crunch for the rest of my life as long as I get to share it with you.".. Rob,ends it with the most sincere intentions he just professed to his talented girlfriend.. "Rob brings out the worse and the best in me,he just makes perfect sense to me.He's the only one in a long time who I can act silly with and not being able to care what other people might think and vice versa.".And a big plus that he fell inlove with my cat too, and we compliment each other." she gets all giddy and had that permanent smile on her face..Kristen Stewart just revealed a softer side of her after talking about the man who would follow her to the end of the world.





"But it wasn't easy for us because we always had to keep a straight face and acted like we didn't care at all."..Rob adds.."We would always make up different hand gestures or signals or some stupid made up words so that people won't know,or notice.It was always a wreck though,and I would always tell her,"Kris just laugh it out when you get nervous ok?"..I was doing the same exact things anyways.I had to start laughing for no reason at all and people would give me that weird look."..Rob shares their secret when they do red carpet events and interviews and him and Kristen started laughing.."But It was all worth it."..His serious side came back,Kristen's stunning green eyes met his gorgeous baby blue ones.."Yes,definitely it was all worth it"..The lovely girlfriend agrees..






-"Do you guys think that everything's all mellowed out now and hardly enough people cared about what happened?-





The couple got quiet,looked at each other and started laughing.."What do you think?"..Robert looks at me waiting for my answer.."I think you guys handled everything very well."I added my 2 cents then Kristen started to answer the question.."Because it got old and you know how people find me boring anyways.Plus after this interview they will all shut up and move on to find some juicy hollywood scandal or something,because we have finally talked about it!"..Kristen answered with the outmost sincerity.."And Rob hasn't been out around LA because he chose not to,not because of me,let me make that clear as well." she adds very quickly."We are the most boring couple you have ever met,trust me.Nobody gets our jokes,sometimes Kris doesn't even get mine,isn't that right love?" Robert replies and makes fun of the both of them and Kristen agrees,I mean when Rob tells jokes.I hardly think they were boring but indeed Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart does share a bond that not a lot of people will get.The kind that makes their heart skip a beat without being too cheesy or touchy feely around each other.





-Robert Pattinson-
"We are the most boring couple you have ever met,trust me.Nobody gets our jokes,sometimes Kris doesn't even get mine,isn't that right love?"





-Kristen's turning 21 in the next few months and you guys are starting to film the final installment which is Breaking Dawn next spring.What are you plans?You guys going to work something around it,because I heard that Warner Bros.is also eyeing the two of you to do a remake of a classic film Splendor in the Grass?That's another pretty intense movie as well.-




"We're heading out to London for the Holidays,you know visiting my mum and dad,because they miss her more than they miss their own son."..Robert replies and started laughing again... "And uhhmm..hhmm I'm taking her to Egypt for Valentines,it's sort of Happy Valentines Day/Happy early 21st birthday plus I loved that story about the plastic pyramid toys she thought were real artifacts her Mum and Dad gave her.I thought that was the most sweetest moment in Kris's childhood"..Rob adds and Kristen,biting her lip,hugs her boyfriend tightly.."He is a sweet sweet english lad".. she adds and acts all giddy..Another rare Kristen Stewart moment.




"We haven't heard anything about the Warner Bros. deal yet,but hopefully we do get it because we had a movie night with some friends who came over the house,saw "Splendor in The Grass" and was totally blown away by it,Rob fell in love with it too.And Elia Kazan who directed it in 1961 also did East of Eden which happens to be one of my favorite books of all time"..Kristen adds with excitement and sparkles in her eyes, as she kept her fingers crossed.."I wouldn't do it with anybody but her anyways so yeah uuhhmm.. we are hoping to get it.".Rob adds.."Breaking Dawn will be very crucial because of the birth scene.We can't wait what's in store for us this time around,but we're both pretty stoked about returning to the set and seeing our Twilight family again"..Kris, shares some details about the movie.."We are pretty excited but also sad because it's the last time we will all get to hangout in between takes."..Rob gets all sentimental and Kris makes a face to cheer him up..



We finished the interview and the three of us took a cigarette break before I headout back to Los Angeles.I'ts 12:30 in the afternoon and Kris calls In and Out for delivery.A typical day for the couple is pigging out on fastfood,and read scripts together,"well" Kristen adds that,"He is very anal when it comes to that,he tends to dissect my lines way more than his." She laughs out loud,teasing her boyfriend..The couple tends to gravitate towards their pool area with their guitars in hand while the pets roam around by the patio,in the 2 story 3 bedroom house in Mullholland Hwy,Calabasas California,Robert Pattinson calls Paradise,he shares with girlfriend,Kristen Stewart.



I said my thank you's and goodbyes to my favorite "Pseudo Hollywood Couple" as they want to be called,Kristen immediately jumps on Robert's back and gives her a piggy back ride.I could hear the laughter and the giddyness they both shared as Rob walked towards the sliding door that Kristen happily opens for him.Waiting for their hamburgers,I can see them snuggled with their beloved pets in one of Kris's choice of couch and will watch Splendor in the Grass or perhaps their past interviews and make fun of each other.



You won't see them walking hand in hand along Beverly Hills or some hotspot somewhere in Los Angeles like other actors/actresses frequent, just to be seen and have their photos plastered all over the internet and tv shows.You won't see Robert Pattinson in Chateau Marmont grabbing drinks anytime soon or Kristen Stewart at Kabuki getting japanese food.The Couple does live privately in their own paradise somewhere in the Valley.



I couldn't help but truly admire these 2 young very talented actor and actress.They did manage to keep their heads up and feet grounded,inspite of the dark moments they've encountered and in the long run did meet each other half way.They still have their own hand gestures,laughs,secrets,and signals to this day and the bubble that they've shared and the bond, "The Friendship", that was and Still is the reason why Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are Seriously..Madly..IN LOVE with Each Other.





-Gauge Keyleigh Richards-